You roll out of bed on a Sunday morning. Or is it a Tuesday? Doesn’t matter, you go to the fridge. The only thing in there are your roommate’s sad, old carrots. You throw on some sneakers and your biggest sweatshirt. You’re on a mission. You need coffee. You grab your BABOON tote bag and throw in the essentials: keys, charger, banana, sunglasses and a dense Russian novel that has a comic book tucked inside. Someone wishes you “happy Friday” and you give them an exaggerated wink and a smile. Happy Friday? WTF.