What is all this malarkey?

We make bags, baby, and we’re going places. Fun places, scary places, exciting places and weird places. Sometimes we end up in places we shouldn’t be, and that’s where the good stuff is - the magic, the juice, the pineapple shortcake. We’re making products that will get you to the pineapple shortcake.

Do you like technical design?

That's an excellent question. We think every product should be built to be used, not just to look pretty out of the box. Although we think it should also look pretty out of the box.

That’s about all the attention I have for now.

Great, there are pictures below that might be easier to get through. We love you and we miss you already. Bon Voyage. Adios. Auf Wiedersehen. 再見. Sayonara. Bye.
No you hang up first.

To the Moon, BABOON.


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